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Cake punnery
_____ takes the cake as master cake-taker. They'd played Capture the [flag] Cake. The goal is to eat the other team's cake. Your team can't have your cake and eat it too; only the other team's cake is within the jurisdiction of your mouths. If your cake is a lie, however, your team will be judged un-cake-triotic for not supporting your local caketion-state.