2012-10-07 09:34 pm
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Cake punnery

_____ takes the cake as master cake-taker. They'd played Capture the [flag] Cake. The goal is to eat the other team's cake. Your team can't have your cake and eat it too; only the other team's cake is within the jurisdiction of your mouths. If your cake is a lie, however, your team will be judged un-cake-triotic for not supporting your local caketion-state.
2012-07-29 08:41 pm
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A: Have you met Zermelo, Fraenkel, or Choice? I hear Choice is rather famous. Somewhat controversial.
B: What's Choice's first name? Axiom, was it?
A: Yeah.
B: *groans*
B: I met a guy named Axiom in a bar once. He claimed to be able to double my volume.
A: Really?!! That's so exciting! What did he look like?
B: I doubt it was him. He claimed he'd double my volume by buying me drinks.
A: Awwwwww.